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Oakentoon #83: Shazara by PeckishOwl Oakentoon #83: Shazara by PeckishOwl

"If we have read these signs, do you not think others will have read them too? Rumours have begun to spread..." :shifty:

Spoiler trolls.

They're worse than cave trolls!

Answering your numerous questions - no, there won't be an Oakentoon focusing on the Kili - Tauriel romance... because I haven't seen "The Desolation of Smaug" yet! :tantrum:

And when you're writing me stuff like that I really feel like poor Bilbo in this episode.

After I've seen "DOS" we'll return to the Kili - Tauriel topic... although it seems they're making quite a mockery out of themselves without me helping them along :confused:

It appears I was right from the very beginning - Oakentoon #17: High hopes (:pointr:… ).

And "Shazara" - that's khuzdul for "silence".

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Stardust1126 Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2015
I can explain…
And I can disinherit you.

That bit cracked me up. XD
Yeah XD XD 
JeantineHobbit Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
You have a great sense of humor! :)
PeckishOwl Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Thank you ^ v ^
Gilraen999 Featured By Owner May 7, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
This had me laughing so hard!! I can disinherit you!
Miss-Merriweather Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
I just love that little "hey!"
Jotunchick11 Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
That is so hilarious! My sister needs to do that with me. Lol. Love it!!!!! 😜
feathery-blue-otaku Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
AuroraBlix Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Ah! I saw it! It was fabulous! I couldn't help but smiling every time Kili was onscreen :D
absmvstars5 Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2014
Gandalf does in fact have a point.
Cyancandy Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2014  Student Digital Artist
I'm Kili's side<3 I think Thorin doesn't like Kili/Tauriel romance... Poor Kili.
LadyAngel2002 Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2014
AHAHAHAH!!! I'm rolling on the floor!!! This is GREAT!
Pullipdoll12 Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Lady-Lena-LaFaye Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Ok, that was great.
Icecat144 Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
lol i just read it all in the troll's voices
Iadhara Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2013
i'm pretty sure you'll enjoy the movie as much as i did ;)
yoski Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:3 Kili x Tauriel 

They are so cute. 

((Book spoilers?)) For the haters: well, if Peter Jackson follows the main plot to the word, then you have nothing to worry about because that relationship won't last. He's playing with our feelings.  *sobs*
infamousrun4life Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2013

La la la la AHAHAHA~

I can't, I can't...


I'm sorry you haven't seen DoS yet! There is still time, my friend. And don't let the spoiler trolls get you down in the meantime! Sweating a little... 

MacavityHenchcat Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
when Bilbo says thank gods I was thinking something happens between him and smaug that he doesn't want the dwarfs to find out about.
alyxwrites Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2013  Student Writer
I'm with you, I really really dislike spoiler trolls, especially when it comes to the fate of certain characters. I am in the process of reading The Hobbit, but I've never read it before so I don't know what happens to who... but even as I watch clips, vids of Aidan Turner, I see EVERYWHERE similarities between Kili and Mitchell and it's really pissing me off. So, without even reading the book, or seeing There and Back Again, I already know what happens at least to certain character(s).
Sfaira Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
All the Oakentoons are just great! 
(Don't worry, Kili, I'm always by your side, you're #majestic to me.)
wolfanita Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2013   General Artist

Ah, that's great, I know the feeling... ;)

I (unintentionally) knew almost everything before I watched the movie, and I went to the preview on the very first day...

LolaBlue Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2013  Professional Writer
SPOILERS AHEAD!!!!!!!!! (in free verse)

And I thought, Kili and an Elf?
First I thought about Peckish Owl'S Oakentoon with Kili and Arwen.
Then I thought that PJ must read fanfic.
And I considered how DoS might just be the grandest Fix It Fanfic of all time.
And I wondered how the fangirls would take the news that Kili is not gay.
I thought, geez, maybe they all wont die in the next movie.
If PJ has the bollocks of mithril to do that, well, then, would it be true genius, or just pandering to the fangirl s?
After all Professor Tolkein originally let Thorin live.
And Fili and Kili.
Dear me, can't we ask the good professor?
Is there a psychic in the house?
Luckychannel Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
Kaonashi-Nanashi Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I personally think there is no Tauriel/Kili romance. It's all Legolas/Tauriel.
Abaj Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2013
The only Legolas centered romance that is (semi) canon for me is Legolas/Gimli. They are tsundere for each other. No really, you need to watch LotR with that in mind and it makes sense. Kind of. Like all pairings. Not to mention they sailed together to Valinor (Undying Lands) after King Elessar Telcontars (or Estel, or Thorongil or Aragorn II.) death. Can't say "love" more than dawrf and elf sailing on their own ship (built by Legolas) into the west.

Hate to spoiler more than I already did (in the last Oakentoon), but isn't it grand how the movie shows how lightfooted the elves are? First Legolas walking on snow in FotR (humans and Gandalf were hip-deep in) and now he practically dances on the heads of the dwarves.
Kaonashi-Nanashi Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Oh, I've  seen the movies, read the Hobbit, FotR, and TTT, and half of RotK, the appendixes, plenty on the wonderful website known as the Encyclopedia of Arda (it even has an iphone/ipod app :D) so you didn't spoil me. 

I never saw Gimli and Legolas's relationship as romantic. I only ever saw it as a very deep friendship and I honestly think that is what Tolkien intended it to be. It's only ever been expressed as a friendship and no romantic love. But, I will keep that in mind when I get around to watching the movies and reading the books again. 

But if that's the case, poor Thranduil. He worked so hard to make his son racist towards dwarves and Leggy-dear ends up falling for one. XD

Gimli also went over the sea to Valinor because of his desire to the Lady Galadriel again. I think Gimli had a crush on the Lady Galadriel. ;)
Abaj Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2014
I know that their friendship is more like friends than romantic. Just like Frodos and Sams friendship.

Imagine Gl˛ins reaction at their friendship. Probably got a heartattack when they showed up in Erebor as friends.

And apparently she allowed it. We do know that she digs beards.
Kaonashi-Nanashi Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Yes. We do. :XD: 

Hahah! Poor Gl˛in. Well, just imagine Thranduil. He's racist against dwarves. He rather be friends with a fire-breathing dragon than Thorin. XD

Frodo/Sam shippers scare me. 
BahamutDeusModus Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2013  Professional General Artist
Yes, no spoiling it for those who haven't watched it yet! :la:
I've seen the movie myself, but I was also lucky enough to hardly have anything spoiled for me. *phew*
It's much more fun to watch wen you can be surprised!
Enjoy the movie when you see it, Miss Owl! :happybounce:
Legolasgirl77 Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2013
Aaaa No spoiler ^^ Please
oOSulimeOo Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2013
Well, that was a big spoiler. ^^ I like the pun with the trolls. And Thorin's "I can disinherit you" was ingenious. :D
DL-Blanca Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Owww... I hate it when people do that. I still hope you will be able to enjoy the movie (on the 25th, do I remember correctly?)
Be strong and fight the trolls - here's some instant daylight fo you ;)
 :beach:Hot XP 
PeckishOwl Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Awwww, thank you! :glomp: And yes, it's 5 days 5 hours left ^v^
Atsyrc Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Nealiel Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2013  Student General Artist

nyaaahahahahahahahahaaa!!!! I haven't see it either just yet (the fan girl in me is warring with my need to see it and my want to not cry at the non existent bagginshield which I will cry during DoS b/c of) but I have heard tales of this suppose DWELF love (XP blah!)~~~

Tauriel's supposed to die anyway~ I've heard rumors~ Stories~~~ (excerpt from PotC on stranger tides, heehee)  >w> meheheh so it does not matter if Kili likes an elf~~ mwahahaha!!!

Thorin can revel in Kili's sad face later (poor Kili~~), Thorin's such a sod TwT

AzureKate Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
the disinherit part was awesome lolol
SpeakTheTruth16 Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2013
I knew it that was Peter Jackson eating that carrot in the movie, NO ONE BELIEVED ME but he did the exact same thing in the fellowship of the ring, only this time he looked at the camera and practically smiled
usernamesareadrag Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2013
First comment- how in Middle Earth did you manage to perfectly write the conversation my friends and I have been having after watching the film.  Second- I really can't stop giggling.  An excellent Oakentoon as always!
PeckishOwl Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I am a little know it owl ;)
Lucillian Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
This is perfect.
VioletDeathblood Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
XD this made my day!
BabysbBUM Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2013  Student General Artist
Let this be a warning to all you SPOILerS! lol
mephetti Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
So funny! XD Honestly though, the Kili-Tauriel thing was surprisingly heartwarming, at least if you understand it as a "young person admires & has a crush on a distant famous/awesome person, who finds him (the young person) totally adorable" -type of relationship and not an actual proper romance. I don't *think* it was meant as a serious thing... or at least I hope not! (I think I'll die choking in the theatre next year if there's a kissing scene D: ) But as it stands in DoS it's quite tolerable, even kind of cute.
Taina-dOS Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Hehehe I also think I will choke ib the theatre if they end up kissing each other, that would be very weird ;P
SpeakTheTruth16 Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2013
I agree with bulma12 you just made a SPOILer
mephetti Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Eek, did I? I thought the T/K thing had been spoiled already, as it was mentioned in the comic, and that I could therefore mention it. The rest is just my opinion/interpretation, not actually something that was in the movie... But I'm sorry if I added to the spoilers, that was not my intention! :/
SpeakTheTruth16 Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2013
it's okay
bulma12 Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2013
I think you didn't understand the point of this Oakentoon :shifty: 
Miloufrohn Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2013
*hugs tight* please never stop making those!! Your toons always make me laugh! :D
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