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Oakentoon #87: The eagles are coming! by PeckishOwl Oakentoon #87: The eagles are coming! by PeckishOwl

If this is to be a Bagginshield, then I would have make such a Bagginshield, as to be worthy of remembrance!


So this… now, this… has a very complicated socio-political background.

The thing is, over the last few years people in my country are being pushed up the walls by numerous idiots consequently trying to split our society into “real Poles” and the enemies of the state, into “real Catholics” and the demon-worshippers, into patriots and traitors, saints and parasites... :grump:

The counter-balance for all of this crap is the most positive thing my country has to offer – The Grand Orchestra of Christmas Charity (Wielka Orkiestra Świątecznej Pomocy) - :pointr:,  one of the biggest, non-governmental, non-profit, charity organizations in Poland, established in 1993 by Jurek Owsiak, focusing on raising founds for upgrading medical care in my country.

The Grand Finale, when the money is raised, with numerous concerts and events happening all around the country, takes place on the first or second Sunday of every new year. In all of our daily crap, and malice, and petty divisions, this is the one annual event in which our complaining society unites and with a wide smile on (almost) every face shows some real selfless humanitarianism.

Such Grand Finale has been taking place last Sunday and this year the money is going to upgrade the medical care for pediatric emergency medicine. And Owsiak knows what he's talking about - his foundation is certified by the American Heart Assosiation to provide courses about CPR, using high-tech equipment, teaching everyone - staring from pupils who are a couple years old!

There’s only one day / year when I feel proud to be a Pole and it is not the Independence Day – it’s when Jurek Owsiak’s volunteers travel down the streets and everyone throws in a coin or two to show there’s more in our hearts than just enchanted gold...

I’d like this Oakentoon to be my tribute to Owsiak’s foundation, especially since his positive undertaking, withstanding the trial of time, breaking new fundraising records year after year, has been a sting in the eye for some of our ever-malcontent, ever-envious Polish media. To them I say, quoting his #majesty, imrid amrad ursul! :boo:

And to you, dear Oakenlovers, I say: it’s always worth knowing how to save a life! :dummy: ... without athelas snatched from a pig’s snout… :disbelief:

:ambulance: All CPR stages in this Oakentoon refer to the current standards of basic life support as described in the European Resuscitation Council’s guidelines published in 2010. They just forgot about the eagles.

And if you really don’t want to kiss him, Mr. Baggins, why not try the Hands-Only Way: :pointr:…. :whisper:

And YES, I think Gandalf actually enjoyed cracking Thorin’s ribs! :mwahaha:

And YES, the eagles always solve everything…

And a third YES, Gregory House was right in Oakencrossover #6: :pointr:….

And NO, not joking about shouting „Fire!” rather than “Help!”. This is what they teach at BLS courses. Why? Because more and more people care more about their wealth than another human being. :disbelief: I see fire indeed.

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Images from "The Hobbit. An Unexpected Journey" by Peter Jackson / MGM / Warner Bros. / New Line Cinema (2012).
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KallianShito Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2014
Just... what the fuck IS this? I was laughing so hard I think I broke my ribs...
clara-01 Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
I just love the steps!!!
Lebenen Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
Elfin' Safety 
taekotemple Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2014
Those are the same standards for the U.S, if anyone was curious (at least last time I took CPR training.)
Jotunchick11 Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
This is hilarious! My dad is a firefighter so this totally applies! ⌒.⌒
bighill6 Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2014
Don't forget - songs at 100bpm = Another one bites the dust AND Staying alive.
Jaylin-Raven-100 Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
NoMan742 Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2014
That is such a big oversight on the European resuscitation council.  I mean really, how many people will die because no one knew to call the eagles?  For shame, for shame...
BlazedStarbon Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2014
This was an amazing CPR tutorial! I took the course last year and it was so entertaining to read! :D
wolfanita Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2014   General Artist
First, thank you for refreshing my first aid knowledge, second thank you for some information about my direct eastern country neighbours (there are indeed many idiots in every country worldwide) and third, I could almost hear the ribs (majestically) crack. ;)
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