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Oakentoon #95: Some folk we never forget by PeckishOwl Oakentoon #95: Some folk we never forget by PeckishOwl
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Oh Aragorn... if only you'd remember about a certain elf maid in your Fellowship! :facepalm:

Or taken your elvish girlfriend instead of him, mwahahoot!

So here's an Oakentoon about the scene you keep asking me about - Tauriel healing Kili. Didn't expect "The Fellowship of the Ring", eh? Now I have nothing against the whole Tauriel-Kili romance (what happens in the dungeons isn't *that* bad) but up to a point - and that point was the healing scene, a sacrilege in so many ways, at least in my humble opinion - a scene I refuse to accept, a scene I'd like to forget and a scene I shall never forgive.

And the mischievous thought which came into my head then said: "Boromir took three and he didn't even wince!"

But he was a Man of Gondor, not a Descendant of the House of Durin ... :meow:

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Starlightbeat Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2015  New Deviant Hobbyist General Artist
NO you don't get it! its legolas the pretty girl with creamy skin and pretty eyes

Don't you see!? XD 
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spuggey Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Poor Legolas... XD
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Eleynah Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I thought the healing scene was so romantic!



until Tauriel began to SHINE...

That made me crack up so bad in the cinema, you could wipe me from the floor, I swear I have laughed so hard. THAT was terrible.

ugh.
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Black--Forest Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2014
She looked so stupid xDD Arwen looked great, but with Tauriel i always have to laugh xD
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pytw4 Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2014
Same!!! I was sort of inwardly cringing a bit haha, but then when I rewatched Lord of the Rings, I noticed that the first time Frodo sees arwen (when he is stabbed by the morgul blade), she appears all shiny too. Either its because arwen is the evenstar or that maybe elves just shine when you've been stabbed with a morgul weapon?O_o 
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Eleynah Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Ahahaha!!! That could be it! :D
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Kayanya Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
A friend of mine (really big fan of the Hobbit) was really annoyed by Tauriel's weird murmuring and compared the healing scene to soft ... adult entertainment. Ahem. Giggle 
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Moon-Fly Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Awww come on, it was a POISONOUS arrow....


PS: Leogolas you're late, Boromir's dead already, you should have come sooner. Rage 
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Miss-Merriweather Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Oh well, let's finally face it:
If Tauriel can do what Elrond can do, then these two must have much more in common than meets the eye.
Could it be that Elrond, in his younger days (say, some 600 years ago) had a lovely Mirkwood mistress...?
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bungeshea Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2014
I'm pretty sure that the whole healing scene 'we need Athleas, we don't have any but we feed it to the pigs' actually comes from the Return of the King (book) where Aragorn heals Eowyn and Merry from being stabbed with the Witch-King's Morgol blade. As PJ cut it from the ROTK film, he decided to bring it to the Hobbit.
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AuroraBlix Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Oh, C'MON! It was a Morgul shaft! You can't blame him for being poisoned! Achilles got shot in the fucking foot and HE bit it, didn't he? :D
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Shadow-Messenger Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2014
Also, I have nothing against KilliXTauriel. My only complaint is that "he's tall for a dwarf" comment, it doesn't fit Tauriel's character. Otherwise, she's displaying some friendly affection and concern. Her face when Killi starts hallucinating and confessing on Bard's house shows she's confused and didn't expect THAT! I don't know, the writers seem to be going back and forth with the "Red String Strangling" of movies.
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Shadow-Messenger Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2014
But as far as we know, Lurtz wasn't using Morgul Arrows. Plus, it took Kili a good long while to start falling apart.
I have a theory that only female Elves are taught healing magic. Otherwise, I'm sure Legolas would know it and use it several times over. Also, I think Tauriel isn't from Mirkwood, but rather from another Elf Kingdom, probably Galadriel's. Mirkwood Elves seem a little less... well, Beorn said "less wise", so let's just go by that and leave it at that.
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ElvenLeaf13 Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
lol again
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taroschain Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2014
I have to imagine that the whole healing scene was actually a mockery of the whole Kili/Tauriel ship made by a drunk intern swapping out pages of the script. Like, one of them just said "hey, you know what would totally happen if a 14-year old were writing this?" and then it ended up in the movie. I refuse to believe otherwise, you cannot convince me that someone wanted us to take that scene seriously.
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ObscureSanctuary Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2014
hahaha :D
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adarkheart Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2014
Legolas : "Why do I feel useless ?"
Only she-elf knows how to use athelas in Smirkwood... Sad isn't it ?
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Atsyrc Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Aaaaaaw! XD
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vkdragonfire Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2014  Student General Artist
The entirety of the Tauriel/Kili situation was ver off-putting for me, and part of the reason I didn't enjoy the movie as a whole. The healing scene was the last straw; sacrilege, as you said. :P

At the very least Smaug was awesome. (But the scenes PJ added of him were not so awesome.)
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infamousrun4life Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2014
*cackles* *dies* Am I the only one thinking of the scene from the extended Unexpected Journey where our poor little Kili mistakes one of the male elves for an elf maid? x'D
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I saw that he did see a girl but when looked away then looked back she was gone and a guy was there instead.
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Sapphire-Arkenstone Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Oh well! *shrugs* Legolas was close enough. :XD:

I cry every time I watch this scene. :tears:
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Perelynn Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2014
Legolas's face on the last panel!
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PeckishOwl Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Aww, very sweet!
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wolfanita Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2014   General Artist
Hehe! :giggle:
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Akcire98 Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2014  Student General Artist
This was great!
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Enide-Dear Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2014
Mwahaha! Oh yeah, a manly man beats a whiny dwarf! ;)
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BeanNaomha Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2014
hahahahaha brilliant!!!! Made my day! Thank you!
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PeckishOwl Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Always a pleasure! :glomp:
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BeanNaomha Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2014
w00t! 
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RoseDrop13 Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2014
Legolas looks SO damn cute right there! XD :heart:
I can't get over it, lol!
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CatrionaMalfoy Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Right? I didn't mind Tauriel up until the healing scene. Then I was just - No. Just no. That's ARWEN'S thing. Not some forest elf warrior maiden thing. Up until that scene I was fine. Heck, they could have even had her use the Athelas. But NO GLOWING THING. Bad! Bad PJ! *hits with a rolled up newspaper*
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sparrowcrazy Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Well technically he didn't get shot by a morgul arrow.. but then again he was darn heroic about it. I guess he was a bit more painresistant. :P

Mind you I quite  agree about that healing way it was wrong... in more than one way..:facepalm:
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tomboysquirrel Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Hehe, Leggy knows! Wink/Razz 
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salierifemme91 Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Hahaha, brilliant as always! Even though I actually LOVE the healing scene! :P
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Vithrirshound Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2014
But where are the walnuts? I was looking forward to them!
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PeckishOwl Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
<gasp> That's another reason why Boromir had to die!

PIG + ELF MAID + WALNUTS = DURIN FOLK SAVING KIT
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Vithrirshound Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2014
I'll get that all wrapped up in a small bag for people to carry around with them so...
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i-have-a-llama-army Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist

HAHAHAHAHAHAA I'M CRYING!!!
LEGOLAS!!!
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Tinamourfanfic Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2014
Arrow in the knee....Some Skyrim reference ?^^

Always soooo good !!!! Long live the Oakentoons !!!! *insert a dozens of cheerleaders*
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Careba Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Aaaaw, Legolas looks so upset. Da poor pretty Elf maiden.
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ultimatebookworm Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2014  Hobbyist
I agree with you on all points here except one: Kili's arrow was poisoned, and he pulled it out and then continued without complaining for, what? A day? Two days?
Sorry, I'm just overly protective of the Durins.
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PeckishOwl Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
And I'm an evil owl who thrives on mocking them. High five! :highfive:
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ultimatebookworm Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2014  Hobbyist
It's easy to mock them and just as easy to love them anyway.
Durin Line of Idiots indeed.
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ErinacchiLove Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
I'd just like to add that the arrow Kli took into his knee was a Morgul arrow, filled with poison. Boromir's arrows probably weren't those.

And the healing scene was pretty much the same as the one where Arwen comes to Frodo's rescue in FotR.

Oh, and the last panel killed me xDDD yes Legolas, I know it looks vaguely familiar xD
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PeckishOwl Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I agree, Kili got wounded with a Morgul Arrow. I take it healing such wound is as difficult as healing a wound made by a Morgul Blade. "This is beyond my skill to heal, he needs elvish medicine", said Aragorn in "FOTR". Athelas or the king's healing hands weren't enough. But Arwen didn't save Frodo, Elrond did that, so it's really top magic for me. How would Tauriel know something like that? She doesn't have one of the Three Rings either. Why would athelas in the hands of an amateur help when athelas in the hands of a king didn't? But that's not what makes this scene unacceptable for me - it's the whole pigsty thing. PJ ought to have decided whether he wants to make this scene tragic or comical. He went for both and it didn't work out, at least for me.
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ErinacchiLove Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Yeah, that's actually true, what you said about Tauriel having the necessary healing skills. And granted, the thing with the pig was something that really bothered me too.
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MartinaKruljac Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Haha, Legolas. Girl with creamy skin, pretty eyes and I cant stop laughing. PLZ Unlike Comic - Pink Heart PLZ Unlike Comic - Pink Heart PLZ Unlike Comic - Pink Heart PLZ Unlike Comic - Pink Heart PLZ Unlike Comic - Pink Heart 
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Weinika Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2014
I couldn't agree more about what you said about Tauriel and Kili!
(That was many abouts... Oh well.)
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Rukaija Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2014  Hobbyist
That. is. absolutely. amazing. :'D I didn't know how you'll finish it until the end - please, never stop making these oakentoons... :D
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