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Oakentoon #97: The matchmaker by PeckishOwl Oakentoon #97: The matchmaker by PeckishOwl
ABOUT THIS OAKENTOON

You can always trust Gandalf to find you a perfect match, eh? :dummy:

Getting back to THE HOBBIT by Walt Disney Pictures I give you the most sexist Walt Disney song there is, turned and twisted into a...  well. Something else :meow:

I was working on another song from "Mulan" but this one just seemed too good to just skip it!

Therefore I'm pretty sure you know what's coming next ;)

References :sing:

:cd: Gandalf the Matchmaker's song - "Honor To Us All" from "Mulan";
listen to it here: :pointr:  www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnUEDa…

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Altered lyrics from "Mulan" by Walt Disney Pictures (1998). Images from "The Hobbit. An Unexpected Journey" by Peter Jackson / New Line Cinema / Warner Bros. / MGM (2012).
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:iconserendipity1889:
Serendipity1889 Featured By Owner May 8, 2015  Hobbyist Photographer
Perfect beyond words
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:iconviolet-violence:
Violet-Violence Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2015
This made me snerk. And now that song is stuck in my head.
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:iconredeads:
redeads Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2014
Oh my god, this is one of the greatest ones yet!!
Don't blow it tho Bilbo. Seriously.
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:icondarthgojira:
DarthGojira Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2014
"Why are you giving me a cricket, Gandalf?"
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:iconredeads:
redeads Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2014
OH GAWD HAHAHAH
I thought they were all just trolling around but then it got super serious at the end and I realized that Gandalf was REALLY matchmaking xD
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:iconaurorablix:
AuroraBlix Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
This was HILARIOUS! Well done!
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:iconcheshire--fox:
Cheshire--Fox Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
This is so perfect XD
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:iconadarkheart:
adarkheart Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2014
Not sure if Bilbo is convinced...^^
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:iconmineraeldest:
mineraeldest Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2014
Ok this is just hilarious, these things make my day. I just hope the people in the next room can't hear me laughing and think I'm going crazy. (I'm at work) I look forward to reading one every week. It's become almost a regular part of the week. Kind of like what coffee is to everyone else. This is much better than staying up late and reading 50 at once (what I did when I first discovered oakentoons) J Now I’m forced to pace myself. I think ErinacchiLove has the right idea about the metallic ribs.
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:iconkittyrawrrawr:
kittyrawrrawr Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2014
OMFG YES I LOVE YOU XD 
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:iconobscuresanctuary:
ObscureSanctuary Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2014
This was one of the best!
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:iconbelleillumina:
BelleIllumina Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Oh my gosh. I sang and laughed and just. AHAHAHAHA...
You my dear are a genius!
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:icontiptah52:
tiptah52 Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
OH. So funny! Sang along to the thing!
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:iconktirsh:
ktirsh Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2014
These never fail to make my day! 
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:iconwinters-dawn1221:
Winters-Dawn1221 Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I can never look at Mulan the same way again... but honestly Bilbo, mess this up and, well, chaos and destruction everywhere, my little Hobbit!
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:iconcyancandy:
Cyancandy Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Hahahahaaa Kli's face is so funny xD Great oakentoon :D
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:icontomboysquirrel:
tomboysquirrel Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Hehehe! :D
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:iconragamortelar:
Ragamortelar Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2014  Hobbyist
SEFUIEHFGWEUIFGHLOWEUIFGTLWIFUGL~ dammit, I was at school when I saw this and I'm sure all the other students (and teachers) had a great time watching me laughing and giggling like an idiot. OMG! 
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:iconvithrirshound:
Vithrirshound Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2014
Wait, your are going to make me wait a whole week for the next bit? Cruel and unusual punishment! I'm not Kili, you know!
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:iconpeckishowl:
PeckishOwl Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
My apologies then!
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:iconvithrirshound:
Vithrirshound Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2014
;-)
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:iconmiss-merriweather:
Miss-Merriweather Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Nothing to say against the washing.
However, next time you use the dragon dryer please remember that high-temperature, high-speed drying makes the item shrink. Even. Further.
=P (Razz) 
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:iconpeckishowl:
PeckishOwl Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
:D
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:iconirideamagicalladle:
IRideAMagicalLadle Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
"Don't blow it."  And then Bilbo's face.
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:iconlaughingplz:
:iconimdeadplz:
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:iconfullmetalstaisa:
FullMetalsTaisa Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2014
haha, that was excellent!  And yes, I DO know what comes next.  You're going to do "I'll Make A Man Out Of You" with His Majesty singing...aren't you? ;)
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:iconpeckishowl:
PeckishOwl Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Clap 
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:iconfullmetalstaisa:
FullMetalsTaisa Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2014
:D
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:iconpucaroo16:
Pucaroo16 Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2014
Love it :D
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:iconzhuque:
zhuque Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2014
Another great Disney song! I'll sing this one for the next whole week!
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:iconclickybiro:
clickybiro Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2014   General Artist
Haha...this is awesome, can't stop giggling. Loving these Disney crossover songs!
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:iconskarlette8000:
Skarlette8000 Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2014
Im sorry. But i think I giggled far too much at the 'great hairdo' bit. (Go Nori!)

I love this so much
Keep us the great work
Looking forward to the next one
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:iconsalierifemme91:
salierifemme91 Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
BUAHAHA!!!! You're just getting better and better at this!!! This one is a pure bliss to sing!
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:iconinfamousrun4life:
infamousrun4life Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2014
Oh my goodness, this was perfect x'D Your gift for rhyme continuously amazes me... "Good breeding" cracked me up, partially because I only recently realized that that was what they were saying in the song and subsequently became horrified that I'd heard it so many times as a child and had it go right over my head. Kili's face, I can't~
DYING. HALP. BUT IN THE GOOD WAY~! :heart:
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:iconpriscaoftheshire:
PriscaOfTheShire Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
OMG YES!
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:icontygrislily:
TygrisLily Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2014
Love this :) 
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:iconerinacchilove:
ErinacchiLove Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Mulan is only like my favourite Disney movie, so this made me super happy. There's not a single thing I wouldn't like.

And I think I should see if I could change my ribs to metallic ones to prevent them from cracking xD

*feeds her ladyship chocolate chip cookies*
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:iconpeckishowl:
PeckishOwl Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Yum! Bunny Emoji-56 (Nomnomnom) [V3] 
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:iconbighill6:
bighill6 Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2014
I feel exactly the same way.
*offers chocolate chip muffins and hot chocolate to compliment the cookies*
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:iconpeckishowl:
PeckishOwl Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Further YUM! Chocolate 
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:icongema-sensei:
gema-sensei Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2014
This is fabulous! 
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:iconlindeluren:
Lindeluren Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2014
Bwahahah "good breeding" cracked me up LOL xD
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:icondariosznik:
dariosznik Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2014
Ha ha ha! Jak zwykle świetne
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:iconwolfanita:
wolfanita Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2014   General Artist
Ah, great! :D And both Mulan and Bilbo get materialistic red dragons who just love to hear themselves talk. ;)
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:iconpeckishowl:
PeckishOwl Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Ah yes! I can see it now! Smaug and Mushu, another perfect match! ^v^
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:iconwolfanita:
wolfanita Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2014   General Artist
It's like conspiracy theories: Everything matches perfectly if you look just hard enough. ;P
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:iconkillingthekuschel:
KillingTheKuschel Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2014
lol, looking forward to Thorin singing "I'll make a man out of you" to Bilbo in the next Oaken-tune ;-)
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:iconpeckishowl:
PeckishOwl Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Me too! :dummy:
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:iconsalierifemme91:
salierifemme91 Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I second that!!!
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:iconpriscaoftheshire:
PriscaOfTheShire Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
YESS
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:iconpurestrongpoem:
Purestrongpoem Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Lol, Bilbo's face at the end.
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